At least make sure they are 18
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Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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