Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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