I cockslap morals
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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