Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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