Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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