PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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