I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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