is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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