the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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