he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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