Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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