Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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