dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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