i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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