We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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