i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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