Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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