we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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