He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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