I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Fuck appropriateness.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
