And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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