Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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