At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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