I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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