she was so not down for the gang bang
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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