yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.