After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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