Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was