i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?