Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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