jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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