Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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