Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Randomize