ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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