kristin has been a bad kristin
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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