I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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