Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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