im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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