It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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