I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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this hospital has no fireball
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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