I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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