my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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