She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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