everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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