ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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