Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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