She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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