I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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