It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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