Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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