I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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