Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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