Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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