Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Four minutes until I can fart!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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