Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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