Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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