It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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