we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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