The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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