We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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