i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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